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Keep Calm But France is Coming by Chokokyoko Keep Calm But France is Coming by Chokokyoko
...in more ways than one. ;)
I need to stop. But these are just so much fun. :iconcraiplz:
Vague enough I don't have to credit! :iconwoohooplz:


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:iconramendangosenbei:
ramendangosenbei Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
-keeps calm and grabs guns, bullets and a frying pan- come at me frog
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:icontenshi-no-hane-okami:
Tenshi-no-hane-Okami Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
How do you not panic?!?!
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:iconyoihinamori:
YoiHinamori Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now panic and freak out.
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:iconfemale-canada:
Female-Canada Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*punches through computer*
ENGLAND!!! I'M COMING TO YOU SAVE ME HELPHELPHELP!!!
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:iconremotelyincontrol:
RemotelyInControl Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*coughcoughcough*
That sound really wrong and I like it so.................
*scuttles away*
France (Sneaky) [V2] 
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Eheheh... that's fine ^^
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:iconremotelyincontrol:
RemotelyInControl Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Y ay I'm 'FinE'



*squeaks*


How're you--
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hm?

I'm all right. ^^
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:iconremotelyincontrol:
RemotelyInControl Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ThatS good.................... 'σ'
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep! :D
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:iconremotelyincontrol:
RemotelyInControl Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay'o
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:icontigrathetiger:
Tigrathetiger Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:OHSHI-plz:
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:iconjelloegg:
jelloegg Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
Oh snap!
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:icondormyawesome:
dormyawesome Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oh he is, ohonhonhonhonhon.....
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student General Artist
*Grabs trusty knife* I'm ready~.
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconscaredfranceplz:
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student General Artist
D: No France, it was just for protection. I like you, but you got to keep your hands to yourself.
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsadfranceplz:iconsaysplz: But...
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student General Artist
No buts! Hands to self!
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsadfranceplz::iconsaysplz: Aw...
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Good! Anyway, you would get in trouble of you do!
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyayfranceplz::iconsaysplz:I suppose you are right...
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:iconasknekonekonihon:
AskNekoNekoNihon Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(actually I think you mean "France is cumming")
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*blush* Th-there's an interpretation...
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:iconasknekonekonihon:
AskNekoNekoNihon Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(:iconemoenglandplz: < Why the bloody hell would you say that?
:iconasknekonekonihon: < BECAUSE I CAN!)
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconemoenglandplz::iconsaysplz:...
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:iconasknekonekonihon:
AskNekoNekoNihon Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(Anyways XDD)
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:iconswagmaster1218:
Swagmaster1218 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My new saying :D
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha awesome XD
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:iconmagentaalchemist13:
MagentaAlchemist13 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, that's concerning.
:iconfranceplz:
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Quite. We'll have to make arrangements to flee immediately.
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:iconsar-sar-is-me:
sar-sar-is-me Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconamericaomgplz::iconsaysplz: WHAT DO WE DO?!
Me: Run!
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITIES LIVES!!!
Definitely keeping calm. :iconkeepcalmplz:
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:iconsar-sar-is-me:
sar-sar-is-me Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yep!
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:iconmrvargas:
MrVargas Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconohshitenglandplz: Oh bloody hell...
:iconmeplz: *hides behind england* I'm scared....
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:iconarcane66:
arcane66 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*grabs a wicked dagger*okay...*steels self*okay i'm ready
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:iconarcane66:
arcane66 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
RUNNNNNNNN!
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:iconchibichoo:
Chibichoo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconitalyflagplz: Runrunrunrunrun!

:iconfrancerapefaceplz:
As much as I do love France, I think England should get the #1 hero to help.
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Retreeeeeeat!
Defintiely! :iconamericaheroplz:
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:iconsyahir-sqrt2:
Syahir-SQRT2 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
*pulls out a 12V car battery and some jumper cables* Okay, I'm ready. Wonder what would happen next...
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Someone's prepared for a French invasion...
...
...
...FRENCH SNEAK ATTACK!
France grabs you from behind! What will you do?
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:iconsyahir-sqrt2:
Syahir-SQRT2 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
Ooh... a survival game or some sort. I'm on!

France grabs you from behind! What will you do?
Step 1: Calm down. At least, he just grabbed me...

Step 2: Look for any of my body parts that is free, so that I could fight back.

Step 3:
- If the movable part is the hand: Hit France as hard as possible in the head (the eye's the best place) with an elbow
- If the movable part is the legs:
Kick him in the... well... vital regions. Let that Eiffel Tower collapses!
- If neither is free:
Move my body downwards and use my grabbed hand as a lever or some sort, to push myself downwards. After I'm free, I'll grab one of his hands and pull him down. When he's down, grab both of his hands and put them behind him.

Step 4: Take the 12V car battery and jumper cables and say "Looks like you'd been messing with the wrong guy...". If he doesn't react, don't taze him with the jumper cables, and vice versa.

Oh no. My imagination had broke free... :XD:
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's what I was going for!
Hahaha YES!!! let it collapse!!! XD
Wait, wait, what about...
2P!France approaches you, smoking a cigarette! What will you do?
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:iconsyahir-sqrt2:
Syahir-SQRT2 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
2P!France approaches you, smoking a cigarette! What will you do?
"Hey, if you do want to approach me, please... without the cigarette. Don't you know that most lung cancer patients were non-smokers, but instead those who inhaled the smoke from the cigarettes? The smoke itself had more deadlier stuff in it compared to those that got into the lung of the smoker, because those stuff were filtered by the cigarette before entering the smoker's lung. You should have know this! You're one of the great minds of the world! You created the SI units and had standardized the measures..."

I'll just continue ranting about those stuff. If that didn't repel him or if he comes closer or something...

"Well, you left me with no choice, sir." Here comes the battery and jumper cables again.

P/S: If you think that I didn't do that in real life, I actually do. I'm serious.

Quoting Bumblebee in the Transformers movie; "Any more questions you want to ask?"
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Very true! Haha, I'm guessing the battery and cables are proving rather useful in these scenarios...

All right...

2P!England offers you a cupcake. Accept or decline?
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:iconsyahir-sqrt2:
Syahir-SQRT2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
2P!England offers you a cupcake. Accept or decline?
Decline, but for some uncommon reason: the cupcake is considered "syubahah" (SHOO-buh-huh) in my religion; that is, we don't know whether or not that cupcake is "halal" or "haraam" (i.e. whether or not it contains any stuff that we cannot eat).

I'm a Muslim, if you hadn't noticed it yet. :|

And, as usual, if he forced me to consume it, out comes the rogue DIY taser again... or maybe a mass spectrometer. (But can it be used, I wonder?)

What about you? What would you do if 2P!England offers you a cupcake?
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Um... that depends. I might easily try to talk my way out of consuming one... but the contents I'd be more worried about are a form of poison, sleeping drug, or... in some cases... aphrodisiac.
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femcanada11 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
.......... *completely calm* okay.... (inside head: OMG OMG OMG *fangirl squee* :D) o - o
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:iconblizzardcaster:
BlizzardCaster Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*uses Vanish spell on self*

I bet he won't see me! XDDD
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:iconchokokyoko:
Chokokyoko Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconjawdroppingplz: PLOT TWIST!
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